©2019 by Riot Room

Albany, New York

tOOLS OF

MASS DESTRUCTION

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1 one Hand Wield

MAFIOSO

DAMAGE RATING: 7/10

DESIGNED TO WIN A FIGHT WITH JAWS

Mafioso is designed to knockout the fiercest predators of the sea as it rules above any other bat on land!
 
Made of indestructible polycarbonate,
it is structurally-reinforced at critical strike-points to ensure victory to its wielder. It weighs only 4-pounds, and at 19-inches long, with a specially designed grip, one hand is all you will need to bring the havoc!

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1 one to two Hand Wield

THUMPER

DAMAGE RATING: 8/10

SPAWNED FROM THOR'S HAMMER

Thumper: the reigning champion of any sledgehammer. It harnesses as much thunder
as you can create!
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Boasting a 2.5-pound head, welded to
a 16-inch handle with a steel inner-frame...
this mighty hammer will easily outlast the fiercest of blows! At a total of only 4-pounds... anyone can feel the thunder and make work of any targets!

BABY FU

DAMAGE RATING: 9/10

SUCCESSOR TO THE LEGENDARY KING FU

Don't let its size fool you, Baby Fu
makes quick work of anything in its path!
 
At 18-inches long, and just 4.5 pounds....
It is made of the same indestructible armor, that its big brother boasts....allowing its smaller dimensions to open up a devious new world of destructive possibilities!

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1 two Hand Wield

SHAFT

DAMAGE RATING: 10/10

FROM HOME REPAIR TO TOTAL DESTRUCTION

Shaft is a 2-hand wield, heavy-duty sleeper that exists in our homes....and we never knew it!
 
At 2-feet long, this 1-inch thick iron pipe will make short work of anything that gets in it's way. Add the weighted, cast iron coupler
at its far-end....and watch the parts fly! 

KING FU

DAMAGE RATING: 11/10

THE UNDISPUTED RULER

King Fu is a demolition-grade
hammer of destruction!
 
Made from a single-piece of heat-treated, powder-coated, forged steel. It measures at
30 inches, you better hold on with both hands....because you are wielding 8.5 pounds of precision-balanced mayhem, designed for MAXIMUM STRIKING POWER!!!